Anyhow, I send in my clones to torment him. If he nabs one or two, no loss.
My human has clones, himself, so what's the big deal? No one ever makes anything over cat cloning and
its immorality, just human. As if humans were the only intelligent species upon this planet. Right. I
could tell you stories. And I watch my humans being picked upon and tormented -- rightfully -- but for all
the wrong reasons. I mean, we cats, we cat around. We don't WANT clones for that!
Oh, yeah. So why do I have clones? Partly to torment Buddy. He's such an easy mark! You know what they
say about dogs -- so eager to please! (Just like my human...) But, anyway.
I live in a house so big that multiples of me still have a hard time keeping up with the rodent population.
And if I don't see my competition, so much the better. (Ed. Note: See the info on
Cat Cloning.)
It's such a stress, being a First Cat. Oh, I AM the first Cat -- it's just that I hate cameras and attention
when I don't initiate the demand myself. So, my clones handle that detail. And I get all the kitty treats.